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bacon-gamer:
He doesn’t want this picture to go viral.but we will share it and teach him how to respect people,share it this it how we privatize world peace

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He doesn’t want this picture to go viral.but we will share it and teach him how to respect people,share it this it how we privatize world peace

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  • society: everyone's beautiful
  • society: don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
  • society: you don't eat? anorexic freak!
  • society: you're a size 4? you should be a size 0.
  • society: you're an A cup? what are you, 8?
  • society: you're a C cup? that's my moms size!
  • society: you had sex?! slut!
  • society: you haven't had sex? hah, you're frigid!
  • society: you don't think you're pretty? attention seeker!
  • society: you think you're pretty? conceited much?
  • society: you believe in gay rights? homo!
  • society: you don't believe in gay rights? homophobic dickhead!
  • society: you're depressed? attention seeker!
  • society: you cut yourself? still attention seeking!
  • society: you can't go on? how much attention do you want?!
  • -someone kills themself-
  • society: oh, they were so beautiful! society sucks.

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fuks:
egg frozen in ice
I thought it was a breast implant

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fuks:

egg frozen in ice

I thought it was a breast implant

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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

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Student vs. Teacher

smokeporch:

Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. 
Student: *stands up* 
Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? 
Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.

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GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!

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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

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