fuks:
egg frozen in ice
I thought it was a breast implant
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why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
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Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up.
Student: *stands up*
Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot?
Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
(Source: aamariee)
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
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If I show you a picture on my phone, don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right. Just look.
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When the apartment upstairs has unsecured wifi
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